This poem was first published in the Civil and Military Gazette on 10 November 1886. See ORG Volume 8, page 5136, (listed as Verse No. 204).
It is collected in:
This is a light-hearted tale with many words in Scottish dialect, in the style of the 'Border Ballads', stories of the turbulen border region between England and Scotland in the eighteenth century and before. This was a genre much admired by Kipling and other writers before him, notably Walter Scott (1771-1832).
It tells of a ribald, devil-may-care Scot, out in India in Kipling's time, who suddenly exhibits signs of being in love. He laughs at nothing, makes foolish mistakes at cards, has a long golden hair on his coat and face-powder on a lapel, and objects to obscene jokes. He explains away all these tell-tale signs but, in the last verse, heads for the church with a golden ring.
One wonders how far the non-Scots among his readers understood all the words, but they will certainly have got his drift. Perhaps there was a Scot, well-known in the Lahore Club, who had recently succumbed to matrimony ? The definitions below are mainly from the OED (Oxford English Dictionary) which cites Kipling in some references.
Some critical comments
Philip Mason (page 60), who himself served in India for many years, writes of how the influence of women on men's work runs through Kipling's Indian stories:
Kipling was dedicated to the craft of writing; that was his work. Where he was unusual was that he saw other men's work building roads or bridges, administering a district - as also a kind of art. If a man was in love it might inspire him to work of a kind he had never been capable of, but marriage, if it was what the world calls successful, might lead to a softening of the impulse to create, a self-indulgent breakdown of the discipline art demands, a loss of nerve, a refusal to take risks. This was the creed proclaimed in the club and the mess, often brutally and facetiously; `another good man gone', they would say when an engagement was announced, and the bridegroom on the eve of his wedding would be referred to as `the condemned man'. Kipling often expressed this as vulgarly and brutally as they, for instance in the wholly deplorable verses called `The Fall of Jock Gillespie'. But he, and probably four-fifths of the unmarried who talked like this, secretly longed for the stability and comfort of an assured home.In Kipling's “With Any Amazement” in “The Story of the Gadsbys” (Soldiers Three) Gadsby's best man describes him as '... sleeping as soundly as a condemned criminal...' on the eve of his wedding. And Kipling's Envoi to "The Story of the Gadsbys" includes the much-quotes line:
'He travels the fastest who travels alone'.
It fell in this context it happened (on such a time).
rub Short for 'rubber. In various games of skill or chance, a rubber is a set of (usually) three games. This game is probably Whist, dating from the early 17th Century. Bridge was played iin London in about 1894 but it is not known when it reached India.
oor mon Scots dialect our man
syne a word of many meanings, including 'since', or 'directly'. Here it means 'next after that', 'at the next moment'.
trumped his partner’s trick played a high value card unnecessarily – his partner had already won the trick. A wasteful error.
garred his partner rue gave his partner grief.
wimples A wimple was a medieval headdress for women, wrapped around the face. Here Kipling seems to mean 'hides'.
wunk winked. OED cites Kipling for this meaning.
stirrup-peg usually 'stirrup-cup', a drink taken before a journey, in moderb parlance 'one for the road'. In India a 'peg' was a glass of whisky or brandy with soda-water and ice.
Galashiels a town in the Scottish Borders.
lowe 'flame'. As for 'wunk' above, Kipling is cited in OED’s definition.
keeks 'looks', 'peeps out'.
a wee in this context a little way.
Skye in this context a terrier (a small dog) from the island of that name off the north-west coast of Scotland.
slobbers slavers or dribbles
ell an obsolete English measure of length, - 45 inches or 1·14 metres. The poet exaggerates a little.
smirch a stain or smudge.
pouther face-powder, applied by ladies as part of very discreet make-up.
Trichi an abbreviation of Trichinopoly (Now Tiruchirappalli) in Tamil Nadu in southern India, where fine cheroots and cigars are produced.
Havanas excellent cigars from Cuba; see “The Bethrothed” .
braid broad, which in this context probably means coarse or obscene.
fou drunk (OED) It is also French for various kinds of madness.
ken in this context, 'understand'.
cannie (or 'canny'); shrewd, worldly-wise, knowing.
siris plants in the legume genus Albizia (also known as silk trees).
shaws thickets or clumps of trees; See our Notes to “ "Friendly Brook" in A Diversity of Creatures.
sere dry, withered.
breeks trousers or breeches.
gaed to the Kirk went to the church.
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