Quantities of 'em




"Her name was Thali'a and not Tha'lia". v. Philothespian's letter yesterday.
"Exigi false quantitantum aere audacius"
"I have played off a false quantity bolder than brass.": Horace (Simla Edition)
v.l. "I have only exaggerated a false quantity audacious and airy.": Horace (Lahore Edition).


Oh! Do you know the Muses nine
The daughters of Jove and Mnemosyne ?
And have you heard how they play the deuce
With 'longs' and 'shorts' at Olympus?
They waltz around on the boarded floor
To pay their homage to Terpsichore;
They act a tragedy—this I ween
Not under the guidance of Melpomene;
While Comedy—H'm—if it prove a failure
Is-—pardon the rhyme—disowned by Thalia;
The love that never was taught by Plato
They learn to express from the fair Erato
While writers of vers de société chirp
At the foot of the footstool of Miss Euterpe,
Though singers and actors can hardly hope
For a line on the tablets of Calliope,
And barely two of the crowd aspire
To follow the calm-eyed Polyhymnia,
Or turn to the Heavens and bother their crania
With profitless watching the stars, like Urania.

Which things—that the last may be hurried more quickly o—
ver—move the wrath of the scornful and sick Clio,
Who wails, through our pen, from Parnassian glades:—
'This is classical knowledge in Simla, Oh Hades!'